return 12; // good enough for now


Mostly named after Slay the Spire elites/bosses and pretty much all configured via Nix (see dotfiles for the actual config).

Giant Head

NixOS/Bazzite/Window tri-boot for daily desktop and gaming needs.


NixOS NAS hosting various household services such as Immich for photos, Podgrab for podcasts, Jellyfin, that kind of thing.

Book of Stabbing

Olde MacBook Pro bought back from work after it went out of its warranty period.

Time Eater

Hetzner server which hosts my Mastodon instance.


Raspberry Pi which hosts Pi-hole and acts as an always on jump host to the home network. Able to remotely revive Taskmaster in a pinch.